You know that Joey Chestnut broke the world's record for eating hot dogs this 4th of July, correct? 66 in twelve minutes. That's right, 66 hotdogs and buns. We get the same stomach rumblings thinking about that as we do reading that Gweryc made 70. Grats Gweryc, but d@mn.
Their accomplishments are impressive, but don't you feel just a little bit distressed reading about them? We do.
Edit: You want proof of alien life? This dude can drink a gallon of milk in 41 seconds and keep it down. OMG, do NOT read his wikipedia entry. We're totally verklempt and basically done for the day.
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